The Porter Says
No script, no filter, just vibes.
Meet Your Host
Hey, I'm Heath — the voice behind The Porter Says Podcast.
Each week, I chat about whatever's on my mind — life, random takes, and the occasional rant. No script, no filter, just vibes.
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The Crew
The voices (and paws) behind the podcast.
Heath
Host & Creator
"No script, no filter, just vibes." - The voice you hear every episode.
Porter
Chief Vibes Officer
The namesake and moral support. Usually found sleeping during recordings.